You know what really pisses me off?

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No not what those fucking stupid christians did back in the 1400-1700s. No, I'm talking about assholes tossing shit at an art thief. For those who are unaware, recently people have been increasingly hostile with art thieves. Now don't get me wrong, I do not support art thievery. But what I support even less is fucking cunts like you who go to their page, flame them, then spread the word, asking others to do that too. You people are WORSE than the art thief you shit for brains retarded pricks!

You might say "But Honmaru, you amazingly talented backstabber of the shadows, art thieves are practically stealing the property of others, surely they must be punished."
Yeah but that's for the dA admin to decide you fucking idiot!

Why can't you people just report the person and walk away, letting the dA admin take care of it. Sure they're a bunch of arseholes too but at least they're not that fucking retarded ok?

Just report the person and leave them to their fate. I mean, the artists these people tend to rip off don't lose any money do they? No? Then shut the hell up, report them, and PISS OFF!

The next person I see who advertises an art thief in their journal is going to get disemboweled with a fucking pencil!

You might then say "Oh jesus christ Honmaru, you enigmatic miracle, why do you bother defending these low life scum?" I'm not defending them! I want their existance to equal zero, but your bitching and moaning and flaming and trolling won't get the job done you gutless bastard!
Just report them and leave em alone, sure art thieves are a bunch of pricks, but by flaming them and inviting friends over to do so too, you're being a bigger prick.

Don't be a fucknugget, report and leave.
For those who won't stop doing it and find it entertaining, I hope you get shot in the spine and you're forced to have surgery in a shitty hospital bereft of any morphine and anesthetic with a doctor who can't tell the difference between a flashlight and a mother fucking scalpel! Get a life you ass!

You know what I really hate? Really despise?

People who care too much about pageviews. Or to be more exact, people who are overly jealous of other people who know their audience and draws something that attracts more attention than their own.

Let me give you an example of this in case you haven't figured it out completely yet. This one person spends 4-5 hours on his/her piece of art, but this other person who spends 10 minutes more or less on his/her piece gets almost twice/three times as many pageviews and favs than the first guy.

Get it now? These people who react so strongly over this should be stabbed in the neck with their own pencils because it just goes to show that they're really in it for the publicity, not the joy of drawing (Because of they were, they wouldn't give two shits).

That goes especially to fucktards who bash people who draw fetish art.
Please, stop complaining. Unless you're geniunely forced to view these pictures, you have fuck all right to complain.

Sorry but it just repulses me that people think it's perfectly alright to cuss out people because they have more views than them.

Remember the days when people joined dA because drawing was a part of their lives and was oh I dunno, fun?
Yeah, not happening much anymore -_-

I mean, of course it's understandable that you get a little annoyed if someone's stickman beats your picasso-like painting in terms of pageviews and favs but if you really like drawing, I seriously don't get why you should be pissed off about it. Just shut the fuck up and do what you love, if you really do love it.

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The secret santa thing that has goin ^-^
It'll be tedious as fuck to do it but I'll do it anyway.

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Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex

SO FAR: 0

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love [My Jodie-chan]
( ) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 2

Level 3
( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class (I very very rarely do this)
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 4

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart / sheezyart Friends{<<...odd question thar}
( ) Been To Paris
(x) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking (No drinks for me, Straight Edge dood ;D)

SO FAR: 6

Level 5
( ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 6

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
( ) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 9

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
( ) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 11

Level 8
( ) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledging
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game (Only for fun)
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO far: 14

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 15

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 17

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest (In voice acting)
( ) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 18

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR : 18

Level 14
( ) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
( ) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 18

Level 15
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like you were dying (I almost choked to death once)

SO FAR: 20

Level 16
(x) Cried to sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 24

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 26

Level 18
() Written A Letter To Santa Claus
() Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

SO FAR: 28

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey (Que!?)

SO FAR: 30

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 31

Level 22
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kicked A Fish
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 32

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel [felt like I freaking shattered my arm....]
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 35

Level 24
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies alone.

SO FAR: 37

Level 25
(x) Believe In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 38

Level 26
( ) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 41

Level 27
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed (This is impossible...)

SO FAR: 43

Level 28
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House

SO FAR: 45

Level 29
( ) Rode A Roller Coaster [they scare the living crap out of me ]
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 46


Level 31
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
( ) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 49

Level 32
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas


TOTAL: 49

0-20~MAN LIVE A LITTLE!!!!!
21-61~right on dude livin the life
62-90~WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO livin dream u r OUTGOING AND COURAGEOUS!!
91-....~OK u official r amazing

49: My life is apparantly adequate :3

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